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swagony:

wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas

punkbread:

i need to kiss you asap or else ill die probably

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

pokemonofficial:

nice save

pokemonofficial:

nice save

tupacabra:

IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD

tupacabra:

IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD